The Pendulums of Time
To celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary, a couple checks into a fancy hotel and has crazy monkey sex all night. Upon waking up, they order breakfast, and after it’s delivered the husband says, “Do you remember what we did on our honeymoon?”

She nods and says, “Let’s do it again.”

So they strip and sit down to eat.

“Darling,” she says, “you’re as sexy now as you were 75 years ago.”

“Oh, yeah,” he says.

“In fact,” she continues, “my nipples are burning just like back then.”

The husband grimaces and says, “That’s because this time they’re hanging in the oatmeal.”

Dave Hirt
Hempstead, NY