The Pope is on a goodwill tour in New York. As he’s waving to the crowd, he sees a young boy puffing on a cigarette.

“You’re far too young to be smoking, my son,” says the Pope.

“Fuck you,” replies the boy.

“I beg your pardon,” says the Pope. “Do you know who I am? I’m the head of the entire Roman Catholic Church, the spiritual leader for millions of people, and the representative of God himself. No, no, no, kid. Fuck you!”

Thomas Ramsey
Trinidad, CO