There was a couple who were married for 20 years, and every time theyhadsex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him ofthe crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it,she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding adildo.

She gets completely upset, and screams,“You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to meall of these years. You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, “I’ll explainthe dildo if you can explain our three kids.”