Three black women were about to go on vacation. As they were getting ready to drive to the airport, one of them says, “I’m gonna wear red pants, so that if the plane crashes, they’ll be sure to find me.”

The second one says, “That’s a good idea. I’m gonna wear yellow pants, so that if the plane crashes, they’ll be sure to find me.”

The third one says, “I’m not going to wear any pants at all.”

To which the other two respond, “Why would you not wear any pants at all?”

“Don’t you know the first thing they look for in a plane crash?” the third one replies. “The black box!”

Chester Marley
Indianapolis, IN