Tit for Tat
A guy is driving through New Mexico when he sees a Native American thumbing for a ride. He pulls over, and the hitchhiker gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag in the front seat.

“What’s in the bag?” he asks.

“It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife,” says the driver.

“Hmm,” says the Indian. “Good trade.”

Melvin McLeod
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