March 24, 2007 at 3:21 pm · Filed under Man-Woman
- Women got off the Titanic first.
- Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called “stalkers.”
- Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
- Taxis stop for women.
- Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
- A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
- No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
- Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
- Women never regret piercing their ears.
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