Two buddies walk into a bar and order a beer. They’re shooting the shit when they notice a sign on the back wall reading, “For $20, I’ll give you head and sing the National Anthem at the same time.” So, one buddy turns to the other and says, “I’ll give you 20 bucks to check it out.” The second buddy complies, heads into the back room and hands the young woman the twenty.

The woman cuts the lights, and begins to go down on him, followed shortly by a stirring rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. The woman completes the National Anthem in its entirety and finishes. But the man is dubious of what’s taking place in the dark of the room, so he examines the surroundings on his way out, seeing nothing unusual.

The man comes back for more the following night, and the young girl performs flawlessly. However, this time, on his way out the man notices a light switch accessible from the chair. He returns again the following night, and when the woman starts crooning, he flips on the light. And that’s when he discovers the glass eye on the table.

Ryan S.