Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began tochoke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.
One Texan turned to the otherand said “That little gal is havin‘ a bad time. I’m agonna go over thereand help.”
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head inhis BIG Texan hands and asked “Kin ya swaller?”
Gasping she shook her head“No”.
He asked “Kin ya breathe?”
Still gasping she again shook her head “No”.
With that he yanked up herskirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ass. The young woman wasso shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck andbegan to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend andsaid “Ya‘ know it’s sure amazin‘ how that hind-lick maneuver always works!”