Two men on a hunting trip are bragging about their dogs.

“My dog’s really clever,” says one guy. “Watch this: ‘Bring me a beer.’”

The dog runs to the cooler and returns with a beer.

“That’s nothing,” says the other guy. “Watch this: ‘Make me breakfast.’” His dog runs to the lake to get water, makes a fire, brews some coffee, and hardboils an egg. He then sets everything before his master and does a headstand.

“That’s amazing!” says the other man. “But why is he standing on his head?”

“Because I don’t have an egg cup.”

Vicky Bagmen
Detroit